Sunday, November 6, 2011

Wow. And I Thought I Was Crazy.

Confession:  I'm obsessed with documentaries and I'm not apologizing for it.  I'm a dork and totally okay it......

Now I know I'm a little bit crazy.  I realize not every thought that pops in my head is a sane one.  

Then I watched a clip from the documentary
 Married To The Eiffel Tower.  Once I checked it out on line (here) it made me realize I'm WAY more sane than originally thought.

Have you every heard of object sexuality?  Well it's when people are in love with objects and not people.  One woman claimed to be married to the Eiffel Tower.  If you're ever having a bad day or think you're "strange" or "weird" or "crazy" check out this documentary and realize you are NOT.......

This woman claims she is married to the Eiffel Tower. The woman after her is having an affair with the Golden Gate Bridge.

This girl has an exclusive relationship with a wall in Berlin.  

Now you must excuse me while I go on a romantic date with my washing machine....

Thursday, November 3, 2011

I'm Just Not That Into You.....

Dear Candy Sitting In My House-

Halloween is over.  I haven't called, texted or tweeted you since then.  I'm just not that into you. Please stop making google eyes at me and screaming my name and trying to tempt me to be with you.  It isn't happening.  I'm not falling for it.  Please go away.  

How long is it going to take to get rid of you?